you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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