I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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