I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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