I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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