Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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