I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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