I heard we made out
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
