Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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