Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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