Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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