saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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