dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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