I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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