That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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