it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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