How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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