I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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