All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Houston, we have a blender
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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