So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He better not be in your backpack
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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