I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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