I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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