what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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