6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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