I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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