You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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