Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
