she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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