a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Never let your siblings swipe right.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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