hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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