Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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