i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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