Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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