They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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