Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I am one with the molecules
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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