my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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