just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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