woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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