how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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