i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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