Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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