He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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