Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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