I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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