She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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