If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
