she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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