just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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