Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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