this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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