We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
